every morning i awake at 7am. i brush my weird al yankovic like hair out of my face, put on my glasses, and put on my satin robe to go take a bath. when in the bathroom i sprinkle rose petals around, and in the tub. i then grab my bath balls for my bubble bath. my bubble bath is ready, so i disrobe and climb in. i sit in it for about an hour, then i climb out to dry off. i grab my lavender towel that matches my lavender rug and hand towels, dry off, then put back on my satin robe. i leave the bathroom, and walk through my living room. my coffee table has a clear glass top on it with a collage i made from model magazines, like my cosmo, and vogue subscriptions. i walk back into my room to disrobe and finish drying. i turn on the stereo and blast my favorite band hall and oats to get ready for the rest of my morning. as i snap my fingers and sing along to man eater, i grab my daily gear.the gear that i grab is my one piece spandex suit with the neon green bolt across the middle. i pull my super hero like suit on,the reach over to my desk and grab my bullet shaped helmet. barefoot i walk to the kitchen to grab myself a piece of fruit before i leave, i grab my fave a banana. i go to the front door in my spandex suit,wearing my bullet helmet, with the banana in my hand. i then figure that i will need sunglasses so i grab my oakly blades and put them on.i then kneel down and strap on my roller blades to do my morning ride before i sit in my cubicle for 8hrs, come home,then travel the rest of the day on my segway. i then make my way roller blading down the street and start eating my banana.my my long permed hair keeps getting in my face, so i wisp it back and forth with every glide, and in between i bite my banana.one piece spandex suit, bullet helmet, oakly blades, and eating a banana while roller blading, a perfect way to start my april 1st morning!!!